Purple Ukraine

A few weeks ago, I heard these people talking about Ukraine and at one point somebody mentioned the president who was in there before Zelensky, and he didn't know who he was or how all of that went down with Zelensky getting in to power, but I didn't hold it against him because I didn't know either.  But now next time when I see him, I'm going to go right up to him and say something like "hey you stupid moron!!  How come you don't know about Petro Poroshenko or that Zelensky grew up speaking Russian?" and then I bash them on the head with this stick I started carrying around.   You too can start bashing people around when they don't learn intricate details about the things that matter most to you, and you can say it all started here.  

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