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This one is being posted a little later than I wanted to.  I couldn't help it.  I had to go to Florida...again!!  It's like that time a few years ago?  When I went down to Florida for that acting gig but it ended up just being some sort of informercial scam, and I just couldn't remember all that Spanish!!  But it's okay.  They fired me and I got to hang out with the rest of the crew on the beach before they drove me to the airport.  This time was different.  This time was kind of boring to be honest.  I didn't get to do much.  I did record some of the hot heat that was thick like molasses but I'm not going to feature that on this episode.  This episode just rolled out of me.  I was like one of those bowling ball return chutes.  I started clunking and clanking and the next thing you know I spit a giant bowling ball out of my mouth.  And then you stuck your hands in the finger holes!!  Gross!!!!!   But it's not gross.  I'm just messing with you.  I was actually just going to continue typing until the episode was totally uploaded.  You know, a sort of "stream of conciousness" thing?  But this fucking internet connection is so slow!!  What the fuck?  And I just had the cable guy here a few weeks ago to replace the box and for about 3 minutes it was working like a charm but I guess we're back to the old shitty internet service.  What can I do?  I guess I could call and compl- OOH look!!  The episode is done uploading.  Phew.  I was really going to have to start treading in some dangerous territory if it didn't wrap up soon.  But good good.  We're all set.  Enjoy the episode!!

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