Things change and moods change. Everything changes. David Bowie had a song about that. I can't remember what it was called. Something like "The World Is Always Changing" or something like that. Either way, I'm changing. I'm changing my ways. I'm tired of being a thoughtful, empathetic person who always puts the needs of others ahead of my own. From now on, I'm going to be a selfish prick that only cares about himself.
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