The Sequalizers
When a terrible movie needs a sequel, you call.... The Sequalizers. The podcast that not only discusses terrible films, but tries to pitch sequels to them!
- Update frequency
- every 14 days
- Average duration
- 74 minutes
- Episodes
- 11
- Years Active
- 2016 - 2017
Episode 11: Torque
"I get the distinct impression that Torque tried to be the Fast and Furious of movies, but it ended up being the AIDS of movies".
Episode 10: Furious 7
In a movie franchise that started off as a street-racing action series, Furious 7 comes whirring into the Sequalizers in the grotesque form of some sort of bizarre superhero film. Sheiks! Cars! Drone…
Episode 9: Street Fighter
Further contributing to the destruction of Arash's childhood- it's a movie that plays out like a fever dream interpretation of the beloved video game... STREET FIGHTER!
Episode 8: Batman And Robin
The gang takes a trip down memory lane back to when Batman WASN'T cool!
Episode 7: Vertical Limit
In this revelatory episode, the guys not only discuss and make sequels to the 2000 alpine disaster movie, Vertical Limit, but Arash learns a thing or two about geography!
Episode 6: Mortal Kombat
"If Max chooses Viking Schwarzenegger, I'm quitting this podcast" - Arash
Will Arash stay, or will he make good on his promise?? Listen up to find out the thrilling answer to this question and more…
Episode 5: The Happening
What? Noooo. The Sequalizers would never think to take on a movie as bonkers as the Happening. Yet somehow... It happened. Listen to the midscuss the Shamylan magnum opus while pitching their very ow…
Episode 4: Jingle All the Way
In a (very belated) Christmas special, we take a look at Arnold Schwarzenegger's first and last foray into holiday films, Jingle All the Way. Led by a supporting cast of Sinbad and baby Anakin Skywa…
Episode 3: Con Air
One of the key members of the vaunted "90's Nic Cage Trilogy", Con Air contains all your key elements- bad accents, great hair, and playful racism. Listen up as the guys try to top the original, with…
Episode 2: Face/Off
Have you ever wanted to see Nicolas Cage pretend to play John Travolta being played by Nicolas Cage? Or vice versa? Perhaps you just wanted your get your fill of CCH Pounder?
If any of those statem…
Episode 1: The Core
In this very first instalment of "The Sequalizers", the guys look at the 2003 magenesium opus known as The Core. Can they pitch a film that trumps the originals ridiculousness? Tune in to find out.