370: Socially Distant Edition
- Author
- Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
- Published
- Thu 19 Mar 2020
- Episode Link
- https://audioboom.com/posts/7534639
In this week’s episode, Christians will prove they can ALWAYS outcrazy a public panic, Donald Trump tells us to be prayer the ides of March, and we’ll meet a cult that was hiding in their homes before it was cool.
---
To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1
To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat
To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies
To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/
To hear more from our intrepid audio engineer Morgan Clarke, click here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
---
Headlines:
Corona-Tacular:
Mark Taylor says its a distraction so trump can purge the deep state
Jerry Falwell, Jr. Falsely Claims Coronavirus May Be a North Korean Bioweapon
Pastor: Coronavirus is Satan’s Way of Killing Old People So Socialism Can Thrive
Isreli Rabbi says its gay pride parades
Gay people
Church of cyprus says god would never let corona spread via communion
Archbishop: Holy water can’t spread coronavirus: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/15/archbishop-drinking-holy-water-is-fine-since-christ-does-not-spread-germs/
DC Catholic leader defends communion by downplaying the importance of health: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/10/catholic-leader-if-we-cancel-mass-due-to-coronavirus-weve-lost-our-courage/
Pastor: Churches That Close Due to Coronavirus Are Run by Neutered “Pansies”
Televangelist: Touch My Oily Hand Through the TV and I’ll Cure Your Coronavirus
Cindy Jacobs calls it illegal
Church wants at least 250 people
The Dead Sea Scrolls are Still fake https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/2020/03/museum-of-the-bible-dead-sea-scrolls-forgeries/
South Korean Mayor Sues Coronavirus-Spreading Church for “Murder”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/04/south-korean-mayor-sues-coronavirus-spreading-church-for-murder/
Canada’s government moves to ban conversion therapy: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/11/canadas-government-moves-to-ban-anti-lgbtq-conversion-therapy/
Donald Trump seems to be super duper lying about coronavirus test: https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1239641829668261893?s=21&fbclid=IwAR1fvNXYYB9JBVccIjAWzItCeWhpFe7Z7AjBpjU5F2_DZ9VBUtSvLBRVZ48 https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/03/14/debacle-over-trumps-coronavirus-test/
---
This Week in Misogyny:
Lori Alexander: Abortion and Being Trans Are Worse Than Coronavirus
Lori Alexander: Coronavirus is god’s way of making mom’s homeschool their kids: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/17/christian-blogger-covid-19-is-gods-way-of-making-moms-homeschool-their-kids/
