“Toilet Paper, Tushy Tech & the Car That’ll Outlive You”
- Author
- Sandy McIlree
- Published
- Wed 23 Jul 2025
- Episode Link
- https://www.spreaker.com/episode/toilet-paper-tushy-tech-the-car-that-ll-outlive-you--67088296
“What everyday technology will seem barbaric in 50 years—and are we already halfway there?”
That’s the question JB, Sandy, and Tricia tackle in this hilariously candid episode of The JB and Sandy Show, where no topic is too weird, too personal, or too futuristic.
🎧 In This Episode:
🚗 The Car That’ll Never Die:
Sandy shares the praise he got from a Firestone tech for his 2016 ride—and why he’s now committed to keeping it forever. JB reflects on his beloved F-250, the Arkansas breakdown that ended it all, and why his new Toyota Tundra might be the last truck he ever owns.
🦷 Dental Work & Engine Noise—Are We Savages?
The crew explores what current technologies will seem ridiculous in 50 years, from loud engines to dental drills. Lasers, sound waves, and autonomous vehicles are already changing the game.
🧻 The Toilet Paper Debate Gets Heated:
Is toilet paper on its way out? Tricia and her girlfriends are all-in on bidets, and Sandy’s not sure how to feel about it. JB introduces a foam-powered TP upgrade, and the conversation goes places you didn’t expect—but won’t forget.
🚘 Autonomous Cars & Human Drivers:
JB shares his experience riding in a fully self-driving car and why he’d trust it more than a teenager behind the wheel. Tricia’s skeptical—but admits the AI might be better at navigating Austin’s narrow streets than most locals.
💬 Notable Quotes:
That’s the question JB, Sandy, and Tricia tackle in this hilariously candid episode of The JB and Sandy Show, where no topic is too weird, too personal, or too futuristic.
🎧 In This Episode:
🚗 The Car That’ll Never Die:
Sandy shares the praise he got from a Firestone tech for his 2016 ride—and why he’s now committed to keeping it forever. JB reflects on his beloved F-250, the Arkansas breakdown that ended it all, and why his new Toyota Tundra might be the last truck he ever owns.
🦷 Dental Work & Engine Noise—Are We Savages?
The crew explores what current technologies will seem ridiculous in 50 years, from loud engines to dental drills. Lasers, sound waves, and autonomous vehicles are already changing the game.
🧻 The Toilet Paper Debate Gets Heated:
Is toilet paper on its way out? Tricia and her girlfriends are all-in on bidets, and Sandy’s not sure how to feel about it. JB introduces a foam-powered TP upgrade, and the conversation goes places you didn’t expect—but won’t forget.
🚘 Autonomous Cars & Human Drivers:
JB shares his experience riding in a fully self-driving car and why he’d trust it more than a teenager behind the wheel. Tricia’s skeptical—but admits the AI might be better at navigating Austin’s narrow streets than most locals.
💬 Notable Quotes:
- “You guys sat around your girls’ weekend and talked about cleaning your butts.”
- “I think it gives you a little sensation you didn’t know you had.”
- “If you can invent something better than toilet paper—you’ll be rich.”
