"Our Coach Brown Calls In"

🎙️ “Coach Brown vs. The Shoe: Tactical Yo-Yos, Bulletproof Blazers & Podcast Machines” 📣 Episode Description “What do you pack when heading into enemy territory—besides team spirit?”
In this wildly entertaining segment of The JB and Sandy Show, "Our Coach Brown" joins the crew ahead of the epic Texas vs. Ohio State showdown. But this isn’t just football talk—it’s full-on spy gear, podcast pride, and hilarious banter. Coach Brown, now host of the new podcast The Stampede with Bob Ballou and Vince Young, shares his excitement about podcasting (“I put my voice in the pod and it casts it out to people!”) and his elaborate preparations for entering “The Shoe”—Ohio State’s stadium. From exploding pens to stab-resistant scarves, Coach is locked, loaded, and ready to face the “walrus-sized” fans of Columbus.

Key Moments:

• Coach Brown’s podcast pride: “Do you know what podcasting is? I’ve got one of those machines!”
• Tactical gear rundown: exploding pens, taser lighters, bulletproof blazers, and a yo-yo that doubles as a weapon.
• Sally's 120-decibel hair tie alarm—capable of causing mass bowel failure.
• Coach’s hilarious take on Ohio State fans: “They’re pigs. We’re going to get jumped. But we’re ready.”

Guest Spotlight:
"Our Coach  Brown", brings humor, nostalgia, and a touch of espionage to this unforgettable segment.

💬 Notable Quotes

• “A walrus can kill a polar bear just by sheer size and weight. That’s Ohio State fans.”
• “I’ve got a spiked wallet that will lodge itself in anyone’s forehead at will.”
• “I’m using NIL money to hand out podcast machines. We’ve got millions—if not billions.”

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