“Miranda’s Skirt Slip, Canned Brains & the Fruit Cocktail Rant Heard ’Round the World”
- Author
- Sandy McIlree
- Published
- Wed 30 Jul 2025
- Episode Link
- https://www.spreaker.com/episode/miranda-s-skirt-slip-canned-brains-the-fruit-cocktail-rant-heard-round-the-world--67191273
🎙️ What do Miranda Lambert’s wardrobe, canned pork brains, and half a cherry have in common? They all take center stage in this laugh-out-loud episode of The JB and Sandy Show.
The crew kicks things off with a viral video of Miranda Lambert on stage in a denim mini skirt—sparking a spirited debate: was it a wardrobe malfunction or a calculated move? Tricia breaks down the “bend-over test,” JB weighs in on stage awareness, and Sandy shares a cautionary tale about escalators and miniskirts at DFW Airport. Then it’s a trip down memory lane (and into the pantry) with a list of canned foods from 50 years ago that no one eats anymore—like canned tamales, pork brains in milk gravy, and deviled ham. The team shares their own childhood food horrors and college survival meals, from Chef Boyardee ravioli to 59¢ spaghetti in a jar. The episode wraps with a viral clip of a man claiming to have invented fruit cocktail, passionately defending the “half of one cherry” as “more than enough.” It’s absurd, it’s hilarious, and it’s the perfect cherry on top of this episode.
👤 Guest Preview: While there’s no guest in this episode, the team teases tomorrow’s visit from Kristen Currie, beloved KXAN meteorologist and “Austin’s Girlfriend,” promising fun, personality, and maybe even a forecast. 💬 Memorable Quotes:
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The crew kicks things off with a viral video of Miranda Lambert on stage in a denim mini skirt—sparking a spirited debate: was it a wardrobe malfunction or a calculated move? Tricia breaks down the “bend-over test,” JB weighs in on stage awareness, and Sandy shares a cautionary tale about escalators and miniskirts at DFW Airport. Then it’s a trip down memory lane (and into the pantry) with a list of canned foods from 50 years ago that no one eats anymore—like canned tamales, pork brains in milk gravy, and deviled ham. The team shares their own childhood food horrors and college survival meals, from Chef Boyardee ravioli to 59¢ spaghetti in a jar. The episode wraps with a viral clip of a man claiming to have invented fruit cocktail, passionately defending the “half of one cherry” as “more than enough.” It’s absurd, it’s hilarious, and it’s the perfect cherry on top of this episode.
👤 Guest Preview: While there’s no guest in this episode, the team teases tomorrow’s visit from Kristen Currie, beloved KXAN meteorologist and “Austin’s Girlfriend,” promising fun, personality, and maybe even a forecast. 💬 Memorable Quotes:
- Tricia: “You gotta do the bend-over test. That’s how you know if your biscuits are gonna show.”
- Sandy: “I looked up on the escalator and—woo!—got an eyeful.”
- JB: “Women know where their butt is. We know where their butt is too.”
- Fruit Cocktail Guy: “Half of one cherry. It’s more than enough. They do not deserve it!”
💬 Leave a review, share this episode, and follow us @jbsandyatx on TikTok and Instagram for more behind-the-scenes fun and listener shoutouts.
