🍆JB Has A Purple Weiner

In this hilarious episode of The JB and Sandy Show, hosts B, Sandy, and Tricia dive into JB's recent cycling mishap. JB humorously recounts his epic fall during a gravel race in Colorado, resulting in a massive hip bruise that has everyone offering unsolicited advice. The laughter peaks when JB reveals the bruise's unexpected side effect—a "purple wiener"—sparking playful banter and wild jokes. The episode also touches on the new American pope, his Chicago roots, and his White Sox fandom, blending humor with cultural commentary for an engaging and entertaining listen.

JB's Injury Overview (00:00:01)  
Jimmy inquires about JB's massive bruise from a cycling accident.

Acupuncture and Healing (00:02:02)  
JB shares his experience with acupuncture and other therapies for his injury.

The Purple Wiener's Origin (00:03:35)  
JB humorously describes how blood drainage led to a "purple wiener."

Wife's Reaction to the Purple Wiener's Humor (00:04:45)  
JB discusses his wife's less-than-enthusiastic response to his purple wiener joke.

The New American Pope (00:06:28)  
Discussion about the new American pope and his background as a White Sox fan.

Pope's Childhood Home (00:07:23)  
Details about the pope's childhood home being taken off the market after his election.

Pope's Brother's Reaction (00:08:18)  
JB shares a clip of the pope's brother reacting to his brother becoming pope.

Family Dynamics with a Pope (00:09:32)  
Humorous take on how being the pope's brother affects family dynamics.

Cubs Fans' Discontent (00:10:01)  
Discussion on how Cubs fans feel about the new White Sox fan pope.

Pope Throwing First Pitch (00:11:11)  
Speculation on whether the pope might throw a first pitch at a baseball game.

Dalai Lama's Age and Future (00:12:17)  
Conversation about the Dalai Lama's age and the potential for a new pope and lama.

Upcoming Updates on JB's Condition (00:13:00)  
Teaser for future updates on JB's purple wiener and ongoing humor.