"I Was Hoping For One of The Kenyans"

📣“What four photos would you ask for before going on a first date?”

JB and Sandy kick off this episode with a hilarious and surprisingly insightful dating app thought experiment: if you matched with someone online, what four pictures would you request to truly get to know them? The answers range from practical to downright ridiculous—and listeners are invited to play along. From there, the show dives into:

• Sandy’s “Perpetual Disappointments Diary,” featuring foods he wants to like but just can’t (spoiler: avocado and cantaloupe are on the hit list).
• A passionate debate about pre-sliced fruit and the hidden dangers lurking in your grocery store’s produce aisle.
• The upcoming Zilker Relays, a 22-year Austin tradition that mixes serious runners with taco-loving walkers.
• Sandy’s dream of being paired with elite Kenyan runners to form the ultimate relay team.

 Memorable Moments & Quotes:

• “There’s not a separate, totally different breakfast chicken.” – Tricia
• “I was kind of hoping I’d get the Kenyan.” – Sandy, on relay team matchmaking
• “Foods I really want to like, but I never will.” – Sandy’s diary entry
• “Lunges are for people who just love the pain.” – JB

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