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The Rules

 Simon Weekes

Society has collapsed. People are out of control. Simon Weekes welcomes comedians to suggest their rules that everyone has to follow and what the punishment should be if they don’t. This is the podcast that will fix everything FOREVER. Email YOUR rules to [email protected].


Edited by Ewan Cameron.

Music by Julian Guidetti.


Follow: @the_rules_pod

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Government Humor Funny Society & Culture Improv Comedy
Update frequency
every 6 days
Average duration
27 minutes
Episodes
18
Years Active
2025
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Elis James

Elis James

The inimitable Elis James begs Simon to force people to laugh at his jokes and chill out by 10%.

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00:30:16  |   Sun 07 Sep 2025
Alasdair Beckett-King

Alasdair Beckett-King

Multi-talented comedian Alasdair Beckett-King guides Simon towards subjugating the rich with book tokens and genetically engineered foxes.

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00:30:24  |   Sun 31 Aug 2025
Sikisa

Sikisa

Stand-up, writer and immigration solicitor Sikisa employs Simon to add rules on public weeing, shared Spotify account etiquette and denigration of professional wrestling.

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00:28:55  |   Sun 24 Aug 2025
Michael May

Michael May

Celebrated MC & stand-up Michael May convinces Simon to protect cats from being picked up and humans from being given dystopian names.

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00:28:11  |   Sun 17 Aug 2025
Eshaan Akbar

Eshaan Akbar

Actor and stand-up Eshaan Akbar helps Simon deal with people who refuse to get their tickets ready before the barriers and block escalators with their massive suitcases.

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00:25:58  |   Sun 10 Aug 2025
Eryn Tett

Eryn Tett

Award-winning stand-up Eryn Tett implores Simon to induct rules against one-star reviews and lying to be nice.

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00:28:21  |   Sun 03 Aug 2025
John Meagher

John Meagher

Writer and stand-up John Meagher convinces Simon to end the chaos of Lime bikes with the healing power of fire.

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00:25:20  |   Sun 27 Jul 2025
Jack Barry

Jack Barry

Feel Good actor and stand-up Jack Barry helps Simon eradicate food fingering and window peering.

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00:30:32  |   Sun 20 Jul 2025
Tom Parry

Tom Parry

Pappy's very own Tom Parry and Simon rid the world of chimneys and bring estate agents to order with the power of zorbs.

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00:32:14  |   Sun 13 Jul 2025
Kate Barron

Kate Barron

Force of nature stand-up Kate Barron joins Simon to talk bad dog owners, etiquette lessons in schools and how to confront wrongdoers responsibly.

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00:28:30  |   Sun 06 Jul 2025
Barry Ferns

Barry Ferns

Co-founder of Angel Comedy Barry Ferns and Simon aim to embarrass cyclists and public eaters.

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00:28:58  |   Sun 29 Jun 2025
Hasan Al-Habib

Hasan Al-Habib

Award-winning comedian Hasan Al-Habib and Simon get to grips with manipulative text messages and the decline of Ps and Qs in popular media.

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00:31:55  |   Sun 22 Jun 2025
Andrew Mensah

Andrew Mensah

Stand-up, presenter and co-host of We Saw That Andrew Mensah provides Simon with philosophical ways of making people try their best under the constant threat of humiliating public shame.

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00:31:49  |   Sun 15 Jun 2025
Michelle Shaughnessy

Michelle Shaughnessy

Canadian stand-up and actor Michelle Shaughnessy and Simon devise ways of bringing small talk, train delays and bothering women after dark to an end.

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00:26:12  |   Sun 08 Jun 2025
Sunil Patel

Sunil Patel

Actor and co-host of Rural Concerns Sunil Patel joins Simon to take aim at unruly public transport passengers.

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00:30:45  |   Sun 01 Jun 2025
Rob Copland

Rob Copland

Victoria Wood Award winner Rob Copland and Simon work out plans to enlighten the populace and end the tyranny of food influencers.

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00:32:20  |   Sun 25 May 2025
Rhys James

Rhys James

Stand-up, author and panel-based comedian Rhys James joins Simon to discuss how to rein in the chaos on the nation's walkways.

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00:29:19  |   Sun 25 May 2025
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Coming soon. The podcast to save us all. Email YOUR rules to [email protected].

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00:00:55  |   Sun 18 May 2025
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