This show starts amicably enough when our knife-happy hero, Philo, wakes up in a magical cornfield. After a nice breakfast of fresh corn, a deranged caller suddenly challenges the Boys to a rumble. Out of nowhere, Hal laughs mockingly.
Detailing their brutal response, Philo slaps a dangerous oil-soaked marmot, mutilates a shoe, and monitors a previously unknown appendage. PuzzEv just laughs and tosses the vaunted Golden Turd into a box of ninja stars and slides the box behind his canoe for safe keeping until needed sometime in the indeterminate future under an old blanket of his own original design.