Steve and Wally and All Those People - The Earless Wax Movie Show - A Puzzling Evidence Show Podcast - S6E3

Philo and Little Puzzling Evidence - The Troll Hunters of Dobbstown

A Smelly Troll Plot

by Buttly Shitstonville

Philo Drummond is just an ordinary seven-year-old boy living in Dobbstown, until he sees a horrifying troll, called Evil Dr. Howlland Owll, climb in through his bedroom window. 

Evil Dr. Howlland, who is built like a potato filled with rocks and smells like grated rotten puke cheese smothered with sauce made from fermented skunks asses, sings a song about making little boys into breakfast.

Philo tricks the troll into falling out of his window by telling him that there are child-brain in-between meal snacks outside. He realizes that the troll has to be stopped before he eats any more children and sets to work trying to invent a trap.

Meanwhile, in a cave just outside Dobbstown, Little Puzzling Evidenceson starts to suspect that eating children is wrong, and grows tired of hunting with his fellow trolls. He decides to live as a vegetarian.

After a brief misunderstanding involving an extra chicken leg and lashings of ketchup, Philo and Little Puzzling team up to stop the trolls, using a catapult that fires rotten durian fruit. They lure the trolls by creating a big mound of crusty socks and boogers.

Praise for Philo and Little Puzzling - The Troll Hunters of Dobbstown

"I can smell Evil Dr. Howlland Owll from here!"- Zob Gloop

"What a terrifying tale. I hope a troll never climbs in through my window. I don't think I've got any durian fruit."- The Daily Tale

"About as frightening as a very small mouse standing on a tiny pillow, but it does warm my heart to read about children and trolls working together."- Enid Kibbler

"Grated rotten puke cheese? Yuck!"- Hit the Spoof