During a worldwide budget defecate shortage, Dr. Hal and Philo deconstruct a Sick Indian Death Artisans' Jewel-laden Mammal-like Owlish beaked so-called insult to nature while ensconced in their fungus shrouded cushions and sipping hot toddies. Then they bust out real hard on poor old John Hancock. Meanwhile, touchingly, Puzzling reveals a secret hidden marmot and teaches an important lesson on forgotten history. Suddenly, Philo demands that the marketing department supply ALL 4 P's as budgeted.