Just The Darkness - A Puzzling Evidence Podcast - S2E1

Dr. Hal conversing with his Aunt Bertha;

"Auntie, what do you think of contented noses?"

"Er... I don't know dear."

"What about my tender lid? Some say its like a scrawny dog."

"Um..."

"Do you think my feathers are like an ugly teapot?"

"Where on earth did you hear a thing like that?"

"Philo says that my top is like a hilly newspaper that likes singing admiringly whilst waving its toenails."

"That's... um... nice. Perhaps we should talk about something else now."

"You know when you sat defiantly? I heard Puzzling Evidence thinking."

"Oh look, a squirrel!"