It all started when our (former porn) star, Puzzling Evidence, woke up in a hyena-infested moor. It wasn't the first time it had happened. Feeling alarmingly stunned, Puzzling Evidence stroked a wolverine, with little or no succor. A few unfulfilling decades later, he realized that his beloved Vintage Walkman was missing! Immediately he called his parole officer, Dr. Howll who had to make an unscheduled stop at IHOP to pick up Philo at his cult headquarters corner booth. Puzzling Evidence stared at Dr. Howll for six nanoseconds. Unaware of the bleakness of existence, Dr. Howll groped exotically toward the Walkman.