Welcome aboard the first ever podcast written by billionaires for billionaires. We aren't the one percent, we aren't even the one-tenth of one percent. We are much less percenty than that. Anyway, Daniel, Sam and I got together this week to analyze a bad decision, eat some food, and give unsolicited advice (the best kind) all in the space of thirty minutes. So sit back and enjoy the show.
It’s become a joke really. The doorbell rings. You open the door to see an overly enthusiastic sausage pizza delivery guy. In real life you should shut the door, lock it and call for help. But here o…
Have you ever had someone disappoint you so much that you had to beat them with a burrito, fake a heart attack and get arrested? That might be a bad decision. We talk about the she hulk from West Vir…
There are times when you have to take a stand. Sometimes it’s when the cops are coming after you. Other times it’s when the local villagers are trying to break off your junk. You especially have to t…
Do you have a love of fast food and reptiles? Do you enjoy reading on the subway? Have you ever called the cops because your mom was mad at you for smoking all of her meth? If you have answered yes t…
Do you remember that time when you thought your best pal had your back? It was you and your bestie vs. the world, and you knew you’d come out on top. On this week’s episode we explore the vast landsc…
This week's bad decisions fruit pretty hard. Apple store attacks, banana attacks and a breakfast gone down in flames. Feel better about yourself by listening to the show. Buckle up and come on in!
Are people and possums coming out of your fridge and microwave? Have you called the cops for help? Do you have pictures of camouflaged people that only you can see? If you've answered yes to any of t…
Guns, Spiders, Naked Ketchup Rampage. This week’s episode has it all!
Only one person can truly be this week’s bad decision of the week. Is it going to be the off-duty police officer who bit a guy in the testicle, or the drunk mother who fell out of her moving vehicle …
The police are after you for stealing dollar store shampoo. What do you do?
A) Attack them with nun-chucks.
B) Attack them with a liter of urine.
C) Attack them with a samurai sword.
D) All o…
This guy shows up on your shoulder as you are driving your son to school. What do you do?
You met your special someone over the internet, and now you are finally together for a romantic encounter. Your partner requested that you wear a blindfold, but during the intimate act the blindfold …
You are crossing the Canadian border to get back in the us. You are getting detained by security. Why?
Bag of Weapons (Including Crossbow)
Foam Rubber Nun-chucks
Pooping and Swearing at Cops!
…Love can make you crazy. It can make you repeatedly get arrested for possession of meth as you blow through traffic with your disgraced beauty pageant winning girlfriend. It can make you take out a h…
You are being chased by the police. They finally catch you. What’s your excuse?
My plan didn’t work out.
Smoking crack makes me thirsty.
I’m Tarzan!
All of the above.
Find out t…
Milk, milk, lemonade… This week show has a milk flavored theme that will have you tossing your cookies. Quick Quiz: According to Mr. T, you should do which of the following?
Drink Milk
Stay…
We are back. So are you. A lot happened in the months we've been off the air. Too much if you ask me. Let's dive right in to the world of bad decisions with the following:
A) A little something…
It's been a while since one of these quizzes so here we go:
How do you know it's time to 'let it go'?
A) You nearly get crushed by a trash truck while diving in a dumpster looking for your wallet.
B)…
Have you ever been so mad at someone that you put a lizard in your mouth and slapped them with it?
In this episode of the podcast we learn about what it takes to drive you to the edge. Enjoy the s…
We've got a new year and a whole lot of bad decisions. Join us as we explore the future together with the following nopes.
1) Stuff a chainsaw in your shorts.
2) Steal a car whilst yelling "H…