16. Fifty Percent of All Parachuting Involves the Anus

We hope that you're not vegetarian, because we've got a surplus of beef this week!

After a serious discussion about professional responsibility and journalistic integrity in the age of click bait sensationalism, we seamlessly transition into kratom, sex noises, cyclists, and feminist catcalling. Ti wraps up with a beautiful a cappella rendition of Toby Keith's smash hit "Courtesy Of The Red, White, And Blue (The Angry American)."