It's the proper start of Summer movie season as we review something that's just as fast and just as furious as another unnamed movie, because it has Liam Neeson driving on an ice road, and it's conveniently called The Ice Road. Why is it important that you pretend this is a 70s or 80s action movie to enjoy it? Why are the filming locations the most exciting thing we can talk about? Who is Gurty and why is he so great? Who is Tantoo and why does she remind us of April Ludgate? Who is this Laurence Fishburne guy and is he really Canadian? And how much action can you really pack into 1:45 drive with Liam Neeson down an ice road? It's a dangerous and slippery drive, so download a good spoiler free review for the long drive to pass the time.