One-ManTrekker#3: "Enter: The U.S.S. Trekker..." (Stardate 01.31.13)

Our (soon-to-be-formal) basement dweller, Kert Kacynski, returns after a mere six days as he rejoices in the gleaming fact that it wasn’t six months since he last departed. He warps into the unexpectedly oversized whopper of an episode, first diving into the shocking news of J.J. Abrams’s newest project. (Hint: I am your father. Not really. That was just the hint. Don’t be confused.) He shares with us his latest casual viewing experience of Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, reads some tweets from his fellow man, and continues to hype up his “something big, coming” which announces itself, for itself, later in the show. But this description shant spoil you! We’ve told you enough, already… Also, before all that nonsense, he apologizes for some of his “grievous” mistakes in the last episode, being: calling The Black Hole a 1978 film, and misstating TOS Season 3, as TNG Season 3, throughout. As if TNG don’t get enough of the spotlight on this show thus far, as it is! He also weeps about the poor mic quality as his “p’s” and “pops” are beautifully, distortingly, accentuated. In his new studio in a place we can’t tell you about, as of yet, he comfortably engages into a segment, appropriately titled, ‘Episodes Engaged’. The name speaks for itself. He devours the podcast duration up and through the roof with his rambling, sometimes stuttering all-eternal thoughts on one of his personal favorite gems of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Behold, his stunted exploration of Season 1, Episode #6: “Where No One Has Gone Before.” Like yarn given to a cat, this one got out of Kert’s hands as he gives us a 108 minute episode, treated to you like a two-hour special premiere episode. Enjoy!