The Neon Movie Bunker -- Episode 303

So, let's see what we have this week: well, El'Ahrai and John have reviews of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem" and "Talk To Me". We've got new adventures in the Hollywood Labor Relations Story Corner (sponsored by Oven Mitts). We have, rather amazingly, NON-strike news. And there are other things. Things one cannot be told of, but only experience for oneself. Oooh, ominous. No, Mr. Guzman. I think you know that there's no such thing as an American anymore. No Hispanics, no Japanese, no blacks, no whites, no nothing. It's just rich people and poor people. The three of us are all rich, so we're on the same side.