The Melissa Diaz Report
Austin-based stand up comedian, podcaster and bookworm Melissa Diaz reports on current events. Some light humor. Some dark Humor. A lot of ranting. Tune in weekly, Monday/Wednesday/Friday, forever, or until the aliens invade.
- Update frequency
- every 3 days
- Average duration
- 27 minutes
- Episodes
- 91
- Years Active
- 2023 - 2025
Requiem for a Rat Race
- MTA - NYC infrastructure
- Recent notable poll of Americans opinions on the state of America
- Latest in income wealth disparity
- Corporate America and Tech companies
- Congress is back in session
- B…
Nihilism Cream Pie
Melissa rants about her week, almost driving over a cliff, the latest Minneapolis school shooting, trannys and China's latest dystopian tech policy announcement.
Cloudy with a Chance of Green Dildos
Southern border wall to be painted black to stop people from climbing it, ChatGPT, Mothers leaving the workforce, A.I. to eliminate entry level jobs according to report, Wizard of Oz at the Sphere, T…
What bots may come
Melissa rants about A.I., another Trump assasination attempt, Joe Rogan's new merch, a new religion on Roblox, radioactive shrimp, freakshows, and international jokes.
Carnival of Boomers
Melissa rants about Boomers, Trump, Down's Syndrome designer babies, immigrants, Eric Adams, and McDonald's/MAHA.
Everything's Okay and Nobody's Happy
Melissa rants about propaganda, conspiracy theories, Hunter Biden interview, corruption, government policy and more. Keeping it light this week, people.
Congress: The New National Pastime
Today's topics: Congressional redistricting drama, Texas Governor Greg Abbott on Monday ordered the arrest of Democratic lawmakers who fled the state to block Republican redistricting efforts, Jim Ac…
We're Effed
melissa rambles about Sojourner Truth, visiting Gettysberg, Zizian cult, A.I., and the future
Diaz Report with Special Guest Baby Sunday
melissa rants about Epstein, A.I., Job numbers and the economy, Eric Adams and NYC corruption, Trump and Charlemagne the God (aka Lenard)
Nepo Baby Blues
Melissa rants about Nepo babies, the Hunter Biden interview, conspiracy theories and how entertainment is being replaced with distraction.
Red Planet: Make America Martians Again
Melissa rambles about biological determinism, how Texas is like the planet Mars, and the latest news about the US fertility rate, the Fed asking for donations via Venmo for bail us out of the nationa…
Death of a Douchebag
Melissa rants about the media, entertainment, and corporate douchebags
Celebrity vs Power: Which is the bigger turn on?
Melissa rants about celebrities, Bill Cosby, aristocrats and CEOs getting caught in affairs.
A Curiously Good Weekend
Melissa rants about loving her baby, Gene's birthday and being hired to interview people on Saturday in San Antonio about their politics.
Ms. Rachel and the Machine
Melissa rants about Ms. Rachel, brainrot TV, quotes from Infinite Jest, Feath and Loathing in Las Vegas and how Boomers and Millennials are both fucking up their children.
Happy Hotdog Day. Sincerely, the Ayatollah
Melissa rants about US politics, the news, Texas and the fashion industry.
Captain A.I. 'murica
Palantir, Meta, OpenAI, And Thinking Machines Just Had Their Executives Sworn Into The US Army Reserve
USA strikes Iranian nuclear facilities
House Oversight Committee meeting on "Transhumanism"
No Kings Plz but Yes to the Military Industrial Complex
Melissa rants about how protests are just glorified flash mobs now and how the news has always sucked.
Blackrock sues United Health for lack of profits
Blackrock sues United Health for lack of profits
The Diaz Report for Wednesday Feb 5th
(AP News) Atlanta rethinks clearing homeless camps after a man is crushed inside his tent
(Wall Street Journal) CVS Wants to Help You Spend Less Time in CVS
(The Guardian, NY Times) Google has confirm…