Dating: Now with 100% More Red Flags and Zero Accountability

Stephen came home from Ukraine to surprise his partner of ten years—surprise! There was already someone else there… a 19-year-old hiding in his kid’s playroom. Among the stuffed animals.

What followed? Full custody. A breakup. And a wild ride through the dating jungle, featuring women who call him “Daddy” on the second date and witches who try to literally claim him with a knife.

Somehow, Stephen’s still got jokes, a big heart, and hope that real love exists (preferably with someone over 30 and not into blood rituals).

Buckle up, this one’s a rollercoaster!

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