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Welcome to this week’s episode of The Local Big Time Show! Jesse and Sam are back with the perfect mix of chaos and commentary, starting with a deep dive into gothic kids sweating it out in summer heat. Sam shares his theory on why gothic chicks are suddenly hot, and discovers a wild new soft drink: Sprite mixed with tea (yeah, it’s real).  Jesse’s hooked on an unexpectedly electric HBO series about the Red Bull Soapbox Derby, and the boys go full film critic mode, sounding off on Ridley Scott’s last two cinematic crimes especially what he did to Napoleon. It’s TV, takes, and summer goth sweat—just another week in the boys' club. New episodes every Monday!

0:00- Intro
1:05- White Boy Summer Officially Starting
1:25- Thoughts And Prayers To Goth Kids
9:25- Alien Stickers
12:28- Seinfeld Cards
13:41- Actor Cards
18:31- You Need To Apologize To Joaquin Phoenix
22:52- The Worst Unboxers On Planet Earth
35:17- Snack Lords
52:26- Couch Sesh
1:00:30- End