March: The perfect time to start those New Year’s resolutions… again.

Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show, where the takes are hot, and the patience is running low. This week, Sam gets his hands on a limited edition Post Malone Oreo—because of course that exists. Meanwhile, Jesse ranks his top 5 favorite unboxing items, and the guys vent about the ultimate test of manhood: assembling furniture without losing your sanity. It’s snacks, collectibles, and pure boys' club energy. New episodes drop every Monday.

0:00- Intro
1:22- It's The Middle Of February, Just Kill Yourself
3:37- Sienfield Cards
4:29- Actor Cards
11:29- If Aliens Show Up, How Does That Help Me?
25:26- The Worst Unboxers On Planet Earth
33:19- The Price Is Right Ticket Game
36:29- Snack Lords
50:46- Couch Sesh
1:05:28- End