A MILF Goes to College, The Bus-Riding Bank Robber, Bearded Sky Gods and Masturbation, and How to Get "Snow Globed"

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A 45 year old woman poses as her own 22 year old daughter and goes to college for two years. Then we solve the problem of teachers having to pay for their own supplies. We tell the saga of the Bank Robber who took his loot back to the same bank. The Catholic Church terrorizes Children in yet a new way. We talk about Snowglobing and Hardballing and imply they are sex positions (they are not). Snakes don't like smoke or fire. We then close out with Kanye's relationship problems.

The Drink:
The Liquored Up Low Down Holiday Drink:
2 oz Vodka
1 oz Kahlua
1 oz Creme de Menthe
2 oz Heavy Cream

News Stories from This Episode:
MILF Goes to College:
https://www.odditycentral.com/news/45-year-old-woman-impersonates-22-year-old-student-for-two-years-no-one-notices.html

Teachers Dash for Cash:
https://www.businessinsider.com/south-dakota-teachers-dash-for-cash-organizers-apologize-degrading-event-2021-12

Bank Robber Deposits the Money he Stole Back Into the Same Bank:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/delaware-bank-robber-402618

Italian Bishop Ruins Christmas for Kids:
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/14/world/europe/italy-bishop-santa-claus.html

Snow Globing and Hardballing:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/snow-globing-dating-trend-you-25685941
https://www.instyle.com/lifestyle/hardballing-dating-trend

Man Burns Down House While Trying to Smoke Out Snakes
https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2021/12/03/snake-infested-house-fire/

This Week in "Duh":
https://pagesix.com/2021/12/14/kim-kardashian-no-counseling-can-fix-her-marriage-to-kanye-west/

Contact Info:

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw