The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast
The most entertaining news stories aren't always on page one, and there's a good chance you missed the best of the best. The Liquored Up Low Down collects the finest obscure news stories, steeps them in alcohol, and passes them on to you, so you can stay informed and up to date on the most useless current events of the week.The cocktails are mixed and the Low Down is about to begin!
- Update frequency
- every 10 days
- Average duration
- 50 minutes
- Episodes
- 37
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
The Time Travel Love Triangle, Man Moves to Russia for Freedom, Tom's Epic Rant, (Not) Everyone's Favorite MILF
In this episode, Tom goes on an epic rant that made editing harder for Bryan, but the final product is, we hope, quite funny.
The B and B (Brandy or Bourbon and Benedictine):
https://www.…
A Bed That's Also a Tank, A Felon Reports His Own Felony and Commits Another Felony, A Hospital That's Also a Waterpark
The Drink:
The Fitzgerald: https://www.foodandwine.com/fitzgerald-cocktail-recipe-8692781
The Stories:
TSA urges people to stop trying to use a Costco card as a sufficient REAL ID:
https://…
DJ Can Collector, Wedding Guns and Lambos, Amazon's Peeing Robots, Louisiana Bans Chemtrails
We list off some of the worst songs ever. Later, Bryan does one of his impressions!
The Drink: The Piña Colada
- 1/2 medium lime
- 1/2 cups frozen pineapple chunks (about 2 1/2 ounces)
- 3 ounces…
Read the ChatGPTLeaves, Man Really Loves Lowe's Sheds, New Orleans Escape ROFLCOPTER
This episode is packed with song and dance and Jell-O shots. We have animal stories, and Bryan talks about his disdain for pickles.
The Drink: The Long Island Iced Tea
- ½ fluid ounce vodka
- …
The Canadian Parking Garage Fiasco, The (Florida) Man With Three Wives, Your Grandpas Pokemon Cards
It's a good thing our mics stifle laughter. Hopefully it's contagious and you laugh with us. Bryan gets really drunk due to a risky cocktails substitution.
The Drink:
https://www.delish.c…
Incels and Migrant Wives, The Staten Island Sex Toy Fire, Emotional Support Tigers
This week is LULDian to the max: Arson, Tigers, Sex Toys, Boobs and Cats.
The Drink: The Negroni
https://www.liquor.com/recipes/negroni/
World's First Sperm Race:
https://www.upi.com/Odd_Ne…
Police Chief Shenanigans Go Too Far, First Date Fiasco, Alien Invasion List Make Sense . . . Unless You've Seen the Movie Predator
Our best episode since the break!
The Drink: The White Russian
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/222900/white-russian-cocktail/
Police Chief Bob Farley has a lot of explaining to do:
https:…
Vape or Your Tamagotchi Will Die, There's a Turtle In My Pants, The Dough Ball Anti-Theft Fashion Accessory
This one has everything, Vape-agotchis, WTF Texas?, And Dough Ball Clusches.
The Drink: The Gin and Tonic
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/49355/gin-and-tonic/
Vape or your Tamagotchi wil…
Yes We Have No Gorillas, Could You Please Pass Those Diamonds, Measuring the Resting Bitch Face . . . of Cats
Virginia Zoo responds to gorilla escape rumors: 'we don't have those':
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/14/Virginia-Zoo-escaped-gorilla-hoax/9441741983178/
A Diamond in the Rough:
…
HashtagDroppingThingsOnYourFoot, Valentine's Murder "in Paris" Kinda, Burning Loins (of a Sex Doll)
#DroppingThingsOnYourFoot
https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/national/24956420.tiktokers-dropping-heavy-objects-feet-viral-trend-risk-lifetime-pain/
Valentine's Day "in Paris" . . . oh w…
The End Is Nigh (According to AI), That's a Lovely Lake of Death You Have There, That's a Spicy (Stolen) Meatball
The end is nigh, according to AI:
https://www.ladbible.com/news/world-news/scientists-computer-modelling-technology-ai-society-collapse-920494-20250207
"Bet you I can dodge a bullet mothe…
Cholesterol is Not Your Friend, Literal Liar Whose Pants are On Fire, 'G-night Mumsie!'
Cholesterol is a bitch:
https://www.fox13news.com/news/man-eating-6-9-pounds-butter-cheese-day-develops-cholesterol-hands-while-carnivore-diet-jama
McAffee comes back from the dead:
https:…
Fascist Falconer Fired for Phallus, The Great Bear Insurance Scam, Safe Pooping in the Mosh Pit
The drink:
The Gimlet: https://www.liquor.com/recipes/gimlet/
Bears and Rolls Royces and Mercedeses, oh my!
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/14/california-bear-costume-car-insu…
Death of a Fart Commander, Axes and Alcohol, and Rover the Alligator
Perhaps there really was an Israeli Mossad Commander whose name translates to "Made A Fart" and he got into military operations because high school was so terribly, terribly hard for hi…
Unsafe Babies, Mutant Rage Hamsters, and Bear Wrassling
In this week's episode, learn about one practically perfect safety product for infants and toddlers, flawless with the exception of one small design flaw:
https://www.pennlive.com/life/2…
Criminal Cats, Penis Plants, and Fake Snakes
Cats are being locked down in a town in Germany because they like to eat endangered birds. At last, we have located the species responsible for environmental problems. Good thing we kno…
Killing People Can Be Fatal, Cheese Fraud Protection, and Bald C*nts
In case you didn't know, killing people can be bad for you. The process of body disposal can be quite exerting, so be sure to check with your doctor and ensure you're healthy enough to …
Open House Sexy Times, GPS + Alcohol + Stairs = Story, Florida Doesn't Like Poop or Butt Stuff on Vanity Plates, Inherit the Wind But With Cats
First we talk about two Real Estate Agents who have some sexy times during an alleged Open House. Then we move on to a woman who drove down stairs because her GPS told her to. Florida d…
Drinking Your Own Pee is Good for You, Parent-Teacher Conferences with a Carnie, Buy Some Invisible Art, Fictosexual Software Development, Shocker: Electricity Can Kill You
We're drinking Martini's again, which succeeded in making Tom REALLY drunk. We first talk about a man who drinks his own pee. We then talk about the world's most terrifying teacher. An …
The Great Pit Toilet Rescue, Murder Novelist Goes on Trial for Murder, Blockbuster Part 2, The Sad Tale of Jerry Anus, A PSA About Nutrition Labels
We first talk about Pit Toilets and how your phone will just be replaced . . . they just give you a new one, right? A Romance Novelist who wrote an essay on how to kill your husband is …