Snack Size: Dell says "No promotion for you!"

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Hoo boy, the Return to Office wars have just gotten silly.  And dark.  Dell just announced they're going to start discriminating against their own employees who work not-near a Dell office.  That's right, remote workers are no longer eligible for promotions at Dell.  So, we play the game "what if we replaced 'remote workers' with another group of people?" How would that sound? Spoiler alert - it sounds pretty awful.