Everyone's Got a Vocoder Except For Me - Living Room Phone Recording

This is a completely ridiculous little thing that I wrote many, many, MANY years ago that just suddenly came back to my mind the other day. For some reason the thing that brought it back to me was that I remembered playing it for Jon Mooneyham and him being incredulous that I had name-dropped Clarence Clemons. Anyway, it's a very stupid song and now a bad recording of it is on Soundcloud forever.

Lyrics:
I don't understand a fuckin' word you're saying
you just sound like a saxophone
Somewhere in my mind I have got Clarence Clemons
and he's not going to leave me alone
Oh what a world, it's a sad sad world
It's a world I always hoped I'd never live to see
Woke up this morning just find that everyone had bought a vocoder except for me