Episode 12: EPISODE 12 - HEAT WAVES, NO-NO WORDS, AND PASTA WORSHIPERS

WE'RE BACK, making two weeks off feel like an eternity over here. In this week's episode, Sam and Gabe sweat through their Hawaiian shirts, Gabe isn't legally allowed to work in a hot attic, and Sam starts rationing off water. Gabe is caught in a drive-by Nerf ambush, Sam attacks the mail lady, and we both have the urge to fish in illegal bodies of water. Sam gets clotheslined at the pool, Gabe commits a hate crime against his family recliner, and neither of us can figure out proper Pringles etiquette. Gabe narrowly avoids a trip to Denny's, Sam can't get enough of cake, and for the greater good of the general public, we come to an official determination on the proper circumstances where "mommy" and "daddy" can be used. Sam has an endless amount of stories about his grandpa, Gabe has an insightful take on cursing, and we have yet another exciting faith conversation. We share intrusive thoughts, Gabe discovers some bizarre European religions, and Sam shares the official "Song of the Summer". It's a lot to take in, don't worry we're here for you, just enjoy it while you attempt to cope.