Episode 11: EPISODE 11 (PART 1) - NINJA TURTLES, NORTH KOREA, AND NURSERY RHYMES

Welcome back everybody, what we have for you today is a masterpiece in the world of podcasting. In this week's episode, Sam travels the country, Gabe and his midget friend get snowed in up to their waist, and pine trees are falling left and right. Gabe discovers the world's worst bathroom, Sam hates squid, and the dog doesn't know how to stop barking. The boys want to become gas station rewards members, Sam meets the most "mom" mom on the face of the earth, and Gabe takes on NYC. Sam digs up some childhood toys, Gabe doesn't know what his favorite Ninja Turtle ever was, and March Madness takes over. Gabe has plans to move to Florida, Sam turns down alligator bites, and we try to determine if cereal qualifies as soup. We imagine what "Honestly Dude" merch would look like, we come to the defense of Kim Jong-Un's daughter and her plump cheeks, and the "Honestly News" segment introduces us to the attic dwelling alligator, as well as the politician who met an elf. If none of that made sense to you, we're not sure it's supposed to, just listen and enjoy.