The Homance takes the shitshow on a plane and heads to Las Vegas for Nicole's 30th birthday. As you know, the Homance never follows the rules, so they share every single detail from their Vegas excursion. Rules, fuck 'em. Facts, fuck 'em.
If you want to play a drinking game as you listen, just take a sip every time we say, "so." You'll be buzzed in no time.