The Hero With 1,000 Rockin' Faces: The Epic of Failgamesh
BY THE POWER OF THE CRYSTALS!!!
He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands.
I will teach about him who experienced all things
...alike
Awesome Failgamesh!
Look upon the bike lanes – did Failgamesh not widen these lanes?
Open up the … lock of bronze
Take and read out from the platinum tablet
How Failgamesh went through every hardship.
Featuring the ancient MP3s which are believed to have accompanied the original Epic.
- Update frequency
- every 23 days
- Average duration
- 13 minutes
- Episodes
- 13
- Years Active
- 2014 - 2015
Episode 13 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Races
In which Failgamesh encounters the pale people, who hold a terrible secret, and frees them. The original tablet was discovered and translated by Englebert Mengele of the North Chicago Institute for …
Episode 12 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces
In which Failgamesh meets the bartender Siri, who warns him about the madness of his quest but in the end gives him directions for his search for immortality. This tablet translated by Diamond Leona…
Episode 11 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces
In which Failgamesh sets out to meet with Dudemanpishtim and achieve the secrets of immortality, meeting along the way the deadly Scorpionmen who guard Mount Smashu. This tablet first translated by …
Episode 10 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces
In which Failgamesh mourns the tragic loss of his biffle, Friendkidu. Tablet X was first translated in 1889 by Sir William Shithead-Finglebingle of the Cambridge Institute of Touching Yourself and Ea…
Episode 9 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces
In which in the Gods afflict valiant Friendkidu. Tablet IX was translated by Super Mario Krugman of the New York Institute for Getta Loada This Guy and Disappointment. As always, we are grateful for …
Episode 8 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces
In which Failgamesh spurns the sex goddess Kissar. Tablet VIII was translated by Pashmina Dietrich of the Vienna Medical School of Don't Stop Don't Stop More Yes Oh God and Networking. As always, we …
Episode 7 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces
In which Failgamesh and Friendkidu confront the monster SoundMan. Tablet VII was discovered in a cornfield by Evan Silver of Dungville, Illinois. It was the first discovery of a Mississippi Culture t…
Episode 6 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces
In which Failgamesh and Friendkidu travel to confront the monster SoundMan, and Failgamesh is confronted with a series of ominous dreams. Tablet VI was pieced together over the course of thirty pains…
Episode 5 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces
In which Failgamesh and Friendkidu swear a vow to confront the monter SoundMan. All text based on the original Urdu-Semetic and Akkadian transcriptions as translated here by Tim Handkerchief of the …
Episode 4 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces
In which Failgamesh meets the wild man Friendkidu, and they fight over the honor of Princess Mandy. All text based on the original Urdu-Semetic and Akkadian transcriptions as translated here by Prof…
Episode 3 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces
In which the wild man Friendkidu is tamed by the harlot Josie. All text based on the original Urdu-Semetic and Akkadian transcriptions as translated here by Friederich Haupmann of the Schlimmer Inst…
Episode 2 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces
In which we meet the wild man Friendkidu. All text based on the original Urdu-Semetic and Akkadian transcriptions as translated here by Señor Ferdinand Persecutora, of the Seville Institute of Drink…
Episode 1 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces
In which the tragic hero Failgamesh is introduced, along with the city of New Uruk. All text based on the original Urdu-Semetic and Akkadian transcriptions uncovered by Sir William Piddlywinks. We …