The Fake Mustache Show

I know you can't see it, but Heide's wearing a fake mustache for this episode. There will be no question as to her sobriety, or lack thereof.

August 29th, 2009. Very special guest star Cockney Tony skypes in from Manchester, England.

Topics include:
Barbie doll high jinks; German toilets; voicemails from Cockney and Mr. Deej; willy nilly listener banning; Heide gets really pissed off at Cockney; roaches are freaky; PS3 Slim and Wii; Anti-Muslim hate crime on Long Island; first date car-jack; DJ AM dies; Oasis break-up; Heide dreams of playing bass; glass banned in British bars; too many area codes these days; online dating experiences; Heide's trip to the new Yankee Stadium.

It gets bad toward the end. Possibly the most drunk Heide has been on the air to date, but really nothing compared to the next show to be posted.

You only tell me you love me because you love me.