The Hatening

Sometimes people suck, and sometimes people hangout with people who suck

If you’re going to do drugs, please try to do it in a safe environment. 

What would you change in order to appease a partner?

This is a story about living in a dorm 

Let’s have a frank discussion about being all lovey dovey with the homies

Come hear about one of, if not the, worst times I ever had on shrooms 

It’s totally cool to steal

One time a guy I know died on a cruise

Come hear how I found a way to skip the food line at my friend’s church as a kid

Would you like to hear a story about how I was smoking a bing while the neighbor got raided by swat?

It’s so funny that tattoos used to be such a big deal

I legitimately want to take a martial arts class on edibles

Finding religion later in life sounds wild

It’s time to get rid of the folks that harsh our mellows!

You ever wonder what it would be like to be a teen in today’s world?

Ever wonder what would happen if I was really physically close to a professional athlete in an airport?

Come hear about how there was once an arson incident on my street 

Would you like to hear about the scariest thing that’s ever happened to me at work?

Today you get to hear about my first time going into a very busy locker room

Here’s a story about the people I was spending time with when I moved back home after college