SHEGE DWELLS HERE! (Cruise Block)

"Assuming sapa lives in Nigeria, find the probability that shege dwells and resides amidst its citizens. Formulae table. Take shege=22/7."

No one should think of Sapa as an assumption. You know better. And shege is all-encompassing: it'd never let you take 2 hours free. Hence, shege = 24/7. You don't know what I'm talking about? Then here.. some description for you. Shege is the little kid with oily palms on the day you wear white — shege lives to stain your white. It is a committed hard worker.
Hence, you may run from Uyo because of shege, only to see shege in the bus, the portholes, and the checkpoints that are all extensions of shege. Eventually, you'd land in Lagos, only to find that shege prompted the guy behind you to pick your pockets, and you wouldn't realize until you're at your bus stop, with an empty pocket, and a violent conductor eager to show you shege.

It's no wonder shege means bastard. Because nobody really send your papa like that.

Shege is also a bisexual two-timer. That's why you, your best friend and other two females can be seeing shege at the same time. You wonder why.

Well, shege is Sapa's identical twin. Where there is Sapa, there is shege. And it is impossible to separate one from the other. Nigeria is a nation in the throes of Sapa. Accordingly, it can be said that shege, dwells here inevitably.