In this episode, Rivers and Carter travel to the far east of Los Angeles County to chat with the Advice King himself, comedian Chris Crofton! What follows is one of the funniest episodes in the show's history. This one has a list of unusual deaths, a brawl-for-all at a Pennsylvania Golden Corral, and a Canadian militia member seeking his dream woman on Craigslist. We also start off Episode #316 with a phone call from the one and only "Stone Cold Steve Austin" (co-host emeritus Dr. Pat Reilly) talking about his new podcaster lifestyle in a VERY trendy Los Angeles neighborhood. "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Listen now and change your life. Follow Chris on all forms of social media @TheCroftonShow. Follow the show on Twitter @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod