Goin' Deep Show 744: Pee on command

Alright, you filthy listeners, gather 'round! This week, Kid, Kleen, and Dimples McDonna hit the studio, but not before doing some 'research' on Red Tube, diving deep into the mysterious talents of the so-called squirter. Dimples, bless her heart, is on a mission to debunk this myth, thinking it's just women violently peeing and flicking it around like they're in some water ballet gone wrong. 

We then turn to Kleen, our resident expert on all things nasty, and we're not shy about it. We ask him if he's ever hit his new lady in the shitter - I mean, is it even an option? We delve into the gory details of hemorrhoids, assholes flipping inside out, and all that inner plumbing making an appearance on the outside. It's like a plumber's nightmare, folks!

Kleen, ever the charmer, gives us the lowdown on how dirty old ladies loved his sponge baths. Oh, but wait, there's more! He admits to sending lady nurses into rooms where old deaf guys are having a grand old time with themselves. Kid calls him out, "Why aren't you trying to stick your weiner in the mouth of an old lady with no teeth, huh?" Classic!

And then, the romance of the century - we ask Kleen if he's ever hooked up with a coworker right after cleaning a full-sized, grown-up Depend full of fecal matter. Sounds like a scene straight out of a romantic comedy, doesn't it?

Kleen's got dreams for his later years too - he's aiming to jerk off four times a day, which, let's be honest, is just a slight step down from his current six times a day marathon. The man's got stamina!

Kid, meanwhile, brags about his "ball fro" and some miraculous weight loss program where Kleen is the secret weapon. Apparently, Kleen knows all the cheats to lose tons of weight in the shortest time possible - probably because he's spent so much time dealing with the aftermath of unhealthy diets.

This episode is packed with more disgusting topics than ever before, folks. So go deep, dive in, but for the love of all that's holy, try not to get any on ya.