Goin’ Deep Show 2196: Big Red’s Threesome Flop: Two Chicks, Zero Fucks Given

A booze-soaked, threesome-obsessed shitstorm that proves these degenerates peaked in a dive bar bathroom. 

Kid A.G. kicks it off with Silverback, whose balls are “floating” from Sleeze’s IPA, and Sleeze himself, last seen at JMac’s wedding, probably still hungover. 

Gdub’s dubbed “Sarah Palin’s Vagina” (SPV) and chimes in from his witness protection hideout, looking like the “Aliens” guy from History Channel. 

Big Red Man drops a bomb about his failed threesome fantasy with his wife and her bestie—shot down with laughter so hard. 

JMac’s pool table bang from last ep gets a nod, but his wife’s still got his nuts in a vise, so he’s dodging the mic. 

Tech woes resurface with a tale of a chick accidentally texting her pal for a threesome—voice-to-text gone gloriously wrong. Then Big Red Man steals the show with a real threesome: him, a snaggle-toothed hottie, and a psycho cop on leave for beating a witness. 

He bangs them, bolts when the cop showers, lets her dog escape, orders pizza, and eats it with her like nothing happened—after she punched him in the head mid-fuck. 

They rant about Fifty Shades of Grey (Gilbert Gottfried-style), roasts, and Eddie Murphy’s sudden morals, all while chugging Sleeze and Silverback brews and grow neckbeards. Chaos, pizza, and regret—it’s peak Goin’ Deep. Listen in. Go Deep.