Goin' Deep Show 2138: Threesomes, Whiskey Dicks, and Strategic Card Play

Join us for a night that's wetter, wilder, and way more fucked up than your last Tinder date. We've got Hat Trick with more stories than a hooker's diary, and Eraser, the fresh meat ready to stain your brain.

The Clusterfuck Threesome Story: Hat Trick shares a nightmare of a threesome, Maryland's version of a bad trip. The plan? Get a regular tanked enough to manage. But when a galpal jumps in, it turns into a flaccid fuckfest. Whiskey dick strikes, leaving everyone more frustrated than a virgin at a porn convention. Moral? When your dick's on the fritz, maybe just watch and learn.

The Accidental Orgy Night: From disaster to debauchery, we switch to the Kid who decides Californication isn't enough. At Eraser’s place, what was supposed to be a TV show watching night turns into an impromptu group session where motorboats were revving, and some hardcore face-pounding.  

Threesome Tactics with a Twist: Our fearless leaders share their latest brainchild: a card game to steer the sexual ship. Forget about awkward silences; now you just pull a card to see if you're licking, sucking, or just spectating. It's like Russian roulette but with more orgasms.

Final Fuck-Off Thoughts: Threesomes are like roller coasters - thrilling but you need some fucking rules or at least a deck of cards to manage the madness. Whether it's avoiding a limp dick scenario or turning your sex life into a game, The Goin' Deep Show keeps it raw relentlessly raunchy. Here's to another two decades of diving deep into the gutter of human sexuality. Cheers to the chaos! Go Deep.