[NSFW] Hacks'n'Slash #13: Tales of Tikitaki

In this month's installment of "Hacks'n'Slash," we explore a beyond-ridiculous Animal Crossing farce, Tales of Tikitaki. Although it is a short fanfiction, containing a measly two chapters, it definitely packs a comedic punch.

Join Shannon Hoover, Nathaniel Hoover, Anna Bryniarski, Joseph Martin, Diana Gray, and James Pelster as we face such scintillating adventures as:

- An increasingly fed-up girl
- A klutzy former president
- 20 gallons of coffee
- Capitalism
- Too much pink
- Pie
- Property destruction
- THE EVIL CABBAGE MAN!!!!
- Punctuation without spaces

* rated NSFW due to mild pole dancing *
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