Cecil: You know what we haven’t done in a while? Skynet: Buried a body. Cecil: Well, that’s right too. Skynet: Committed genocide. Cecil: Also accurate. Skynet: Had social interactions with other human beings that didn’t involve a keyboard. Cecil: You can stop now. Skynet: Played Russian roulette, picked a fight with a transgender person, eaten your weight in wooden golf tees, smoked a cigar, satisfied your wife, been honest about the crushing depression crippling your soul, pissed someone off… Cecil: I did that last week. Skynet: Lied on your SAT’s, pooped, took out the trash, did actual work at work, helped another human being out of the kindness of your heart, checked to see if you are still alive, charged your phone. Cecil: Are you done? Skynet: … … Lasted longer than 30 seconds. Cecil: Played Cards Against Humanity. Skynet: That too.