That time I almost got abducted by a modern day pirate

The tale of my date gone very very wrong with a sea faring fellow who just couldn't resist repeated jokes about murdering me (among other things ) , starting this season off with the first of many dating horror stories , first dates gone ary and general brushes with near death and /or assault ...per usual told with a generous helping of dark humor and wit sprinkled in for good measure (; enjoy and (very likely) feel instantly better about your love life