Excerpts from erotic fic about a paper clip

Welcome to season 7 :D where I try my darndest to make it thru reading some of the cringiest erotic fic and romance novels I can scour up . Yes , this episode starts with (surprisingly positive) updates on my typically comically horrendous (don't worry there's mention of some of that from previous attempts too🤦) dating life, and then goes in to tell the tale of an erotic encounter between a giant paper clip and a woman 😆🤦 before closing with disfunctional life hacks . Enjoy 😬