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Holiday Podcast Cookies
By TheDrinkTank

The cookies we are discovering today are the result of at least 60 years of combined discovery and experimentation. The results may be lacking but that is just the way the cookie crumbles... Now for the recipe. It was 1964 the last time these were made and that is no mistake. Ok Just kidding but fucking recipe books right? Who reads the story...

3 cups whiskey
8 pulls of vape weed juice
2 ornery idiots
14 hours of flooding rain
1 hang over
1 heap of misdirected anger

Start with one hangover and recognize that sometimes you need to rally. Ideally this hangover lands in the middle of 14 hours of flooding rain. If not well they will just be dry cookies. Organize your idiots. Ply one idiot with weed and the other with alcohol. Sprinkle the misdirected anger generously. Now ideally bake in front of a means to reach a large audience without deserving it. AND Viola!! 

***Warning may contain Nuts***