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If you were given the opportunity to colonize another planet would you? There are barren planets out there just waiting for your DNA and now, or at least when i am done formulating my plan for a company, is the best time to give those planets the things they need to start life. For 10 easy payments of $69.69 you too could colonize a planet. Maybe. No promises are made for the success of the colonization but you DNA could tilt the scale. Or not. Again no promises. Just a possibility but for that price you would be missing out to not try. So... Money shot into the great expanse and I don't mean your mother. Space the final frontier or is it the beginning of a grand empire of your dick paste. Find out but pay us to do so... and also you will die before anything pans out...