Schiff Happened: Time To Lock Him Out... And Lock Him Up

We spotlight the gaslighting silence around Adam Schiff’s unfolding whistleblower scandal. We torch the illusion that social media is real life - starting with Musk’s fantasy of launching a third party, only to backpedal when he realized Twitter clout doesn’t win elections. We shred Gavin Newsom’s media makeover as “MAGA troll-in-chief,” exposing the gerrymander schemes, billions missing from California budgets and the poop-map governance he’s running on. We dismantle the lazy moral bankruptcy of Megyn Kelly’s "I don't wanna be convinced" shtick, calling out how her refusal to see Israel firsthand fuels antisemitic tropes while real journalists risk their lives. We rip into Macron and Albanese for emboldening Hamas with empty Palestine-state gestures and remind Americans that October 7th wasn’t a "narrative" but a fact - and if it happened here, you’d demand far harsher than Israel has ever done. Plus, Trump proves once again he can negotiate with mob-boss finesse, Bibi still carries Entebbe’s heroism and Chris Pratt somehow threads the Hollywood needle without snapping it.