We dig into the military base shooting and the outdated Clinton-era policy that disarmed our own soldiers. We celebrate Trump’s billion-dollar win pushing Apple to bring iPhone production back to the US - complete with a gold-plated thank-you from Tim Cook. Then we go full throttle on the Associated Press for running puff pieces on Hezbollah terrorists’ families after Israel’s precision pager strike (targeting just terrorists - not doctors). We unpack the BILD exposé proving Gaza’s viral famine photos are all Hamas-staged photo shoots with props, lighting and obese production assistants. We call out the media’s demonization of ICE, the psychotic hypocrisy of iPhone-wielding "anti-imperialists" and the dangerous normalization of attacking federal law enforcement... because in today’s world, patriotism is apparently offensive and news has been replaced with propaganda. Except us.