We dive into Hakeem Jeffries’ Magic Minute - his epic, hours-long, self-congratulatory monologue that accomplished absolutely nothing except wasting everyone's time. While America grapples with real issues, Jeffries decided the priority was... performative poetry, virtue-signaling and patting himself on the back. We break down how his grandstanding failed to stall the Big Beautiful Bill, how it backfired politically and why this kind of tone-deaf pageantry is exactly why voters are so over the Democrats in general. Spoiler alert: the "magic" was watching Hakeem make his own relevance disappear.