Episode 87 - Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives and Bike Chain Butt Floss

In which the guys discuss Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives.  Freeland shares his time rolling the dice at a gay club and the time he woke up with grease in his butt, then gives a "Nice try, asshole" to a guy who stole a bunch of cars and tried to steal two horses.  John one ups Freeland by finding his new hero by regaling us with a story who sexually assaulted a snowman.  Seth wonders if you'd rather have a parking validating vagina or one that can act as a wallet.